99 Reasons to Always Come Back for More

Ever hear of the 99 Restaurant campaign "99 Reasons"? Well, I wanted the full list. So, I contacted the good folks at 99.

Here's the contact comment:

I have recently come to find your "99 Reasons" campaign quite interesting. I enjoy seeing "Reason #X" on the website, commercials, and restaurant menus. But I have not come upon the entire list of reasons at any locations or anywhere on the website and the reasons start repeating. As excellent as they may be, I'm really tired of reason numbers 45 and 41. I'm starting to suspect that you guys don't actually have a whole list of 99 reasons. I'd really like the entire list if you guys actually have it. I'd like you to e-mail me at thepopewearsprada@gmail.com with the entire list to rest my suspicions and inspire me to go eat at a local 99 Restaurant location. I do so enjoy the food, especially the new Chicken Parmesean meal, which was well overdue. If you do not have a full list, feel free to e-mail what you have so far. I would really appreciate and enjoy it. Thanks.

I expect a reply from them quite promptly. If not, I do have their office address where I will send them a letter if they do not reply.

Until they reply,

Pontifex